so you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking, racing around to come up behind you again
self-sufficiency is just a direction you're moving in. it's about finding the right balance.
every invention that has ever mattered in the whole of human history has come from a man in a shed in Britain
all the world likes an outlaw. for some damn reason they remember 'em
the wacom tablet is mightier than the sword but only at distances greater than five feet
every time you make a typo the errorists win
a day without sunshine is, like, night, man
on the other hand, you have different fingers
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
hard work pays off in the future. laziness pays off now
if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
when everything is coming your way you may be in the wrong lane
plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
that which comes to those who wait might be the things left behind by those who got there first
a compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wants
the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
if you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one
a three-legged dog walks into a saloon, goes up to the bar and says, I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw
actions speak louder than words, especially if you're naked
people never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election

Optimists think the glass is half full.
Pessimists think the glass is half empty.
Pragmatists know that someone will have to wash the glass.